Gluons appear to humans as small bears and other soft animals and insist they predate the force identified by physicists. Gluons claim that they hold the universe together and that physicists ought to give credit where credit is due.
These enterprising Gluons solve the classic dilemma of having your cake and eating it, too. Not to mention its benefit to society by creating a product with absolutely no calories. And they get to play with a leaf blower.